Issue #54


Authors

Expressions of a Deer on 35 mm

I Get My Driver’s License at Film School Graduation

You can drive on any road you can imagine once you take Cinematography 401. They give you a learner’s permit in 101 but it’s not the same when someone else is telling you when to turn. When you get the real thing they quiz you. They make you write a thesis—mine was titled “All Roads Lead to Parking Lots” —and afterwards they give you the keys to an old sedan.

In History of Film, I learned

about types of roads:

asphalt, dirt, gravel.

In Set Design, I learned to

change a tire.

At the DMV they ask me if I have a living will

and if I want to give my organs away in case of

bad direction. They ask me if I’m more into horror

or action—like a getaway from the zombie apocalypse

or late-night snowstorm driving like they used

in the Star Wars movies. They say both will happen

to me at some point. They ask me if I have a living will

because they know how dangerous it is to break a windshield

to make a windshield.

Check yes if you have a living will:

if you are near the end of life,

if you have a serious illness,

or if you are simply afraid to die.

I’m in the car, it’s night, I have my lights on bright in the

middle of nowhere, and I get the sense that no one would ever

could ever find me crashed out here. It’s night and I

play the tapes over and misremember how long they are. It’s night

and I remember my professor’s words: go until you think

you can’t go anymore and then you’re halfway there. It’s night

and I stop at a gas station for intermission. It’s night and

the underpaid popcorn guy says enjoy the show.

There’s a deer in my acting class and he’s got big antlers

and a penchant for the stage lights. He called and asked

me if he could be in my next project and I asked him if he

had a living will.

and I tell them I do even though the courts can’t prove it. I have a letter

in my glove box that lists out twenty-six movies I have studied and the name

of every road I’ve ever filmed on. I see a guy half-asleep standing

in the middle of the road while I’m driving and I think I must be near the end

the beginning.

At graduation, I receive a degree in lonely highways with a

concentration in nighttime and bad weather. The folks are afraid

I’ll use my degree to get into trouble. I start making movies

about skidding off into snow banks and they ask when I’m going

to get serious and go somewhere. I spin out in a parking lot

and my audience cheers.

I’m driving and it’s night and there’s a curve at the bottom of this

hill and the windshield is like I’ve never seen it before and I almost

forget I’m the director and I watch it with rapture with the focus I’m

not supposed to have; I pay it too much attention and none to the wheel.

It’s night and I’m driving and the bottom of the curve comes and my

hands do something I can barely feel. It’s night and the headlights make

it easy to imagine there’s only one spot of road and nothing else but dark.

It’s night and I’m driving and that spot is the only thing that feels possible

until it vanishes and the credits start to roll.

Cut!

I’m working on a short film starring me and you. The problem is keeping it under

30 minutes. I’ve done a thousand versions of it and it always ends

the same. I’m always me, and you’re you and my cousin

and my imaginary friend and my mother

and the postman and the deer and the

old woman and the car.

But I’m always driving.

Sometimes you’re jumping

out of the moving car, sometimes

you’re lying down in the backseat,

sometimes I’ve got your body

in the trunk, sometimes you’re

standing in the road, sometimes

you’re pulling the emergency

brake, sometimes you break

my heart, sometimes you don’t

know who I am. Usually,

you don’t know who I am.

But I’m always driving.

And that damn deer is always dying.

He keeps asking to be in my films and so I let him. I guess he’s

my muse but only because I hate him. Obsession, or something. He’s a

phenomenal actor, though he’s still a deer. I keep telling him it can’t be good to

pretend to die a thousand times. But he’s got that look of panic nailed down perfectly.

Pain incarnate. Inevitable demise. Pure terror. He watches his stunt dummy get blown apart on a

nightly basis.

It’s all wrong. It’s all wrong. It’s all wrong.

I’m driving and it’s all wrong. The lighting isn’t

working for you, your face looks fake in all that

makeup, but you’re real. I’m driving and you’re

real. I can’t convince the audience that you’re real.

I’m driving and you’re in my passenger seat but

something is wrong. I hear your sudden gasp,

so honest I can’t tell if you’re acting:

The deer jets past the car.

After Graduation We Go Our Separate Ways

In my dream, you were kind to me.

The deer stopped talking. The animals

didn’t notice me. In the city,

they never do. In my dream you told the animals

to stop bothering me, and so they did. The owls

didn’t turn toward me and the robins didn’t land

on my fingers. The wind stopped howling

and only just blew. There was no audience

as I drove down the highway. The antelope ran

alongside my car and never crossed my path once. I

was kind too, in the dream. Not at first. I was cold

until I got the courage to sit on your passenger side.

You told the key grip he was boring, and the sound

guy that he should get out more. You said that.

I woke up and the cameras were rolling. I couldn’t

tell what was real anymore. You ignored me

like the deer. In my dream you had been kind to me. You had offered yourself

as my body double. You stood in the road.

I heard a crash and I woke up and I couldn’t feel

anything except a headache like metal

shards in my brain. You left me

a note. Then left me again. Then you left me

flowers. Then they left me. Then you drove

away. Then I was driving and I was leaving

my double out in the middle of the road. And there was

always a lack as if I had just noticed the deer

right as I was hitting it. Right as I realized you were there

you were gone.

It was funny how much it hurt

when I fell asleep again. I took

the pain into my dreams and had it

run alongside my car. You were kind

to me. Nobody crashed. Nobody

stopped. We kept driving.

The deer kept running.

Prey in Frame

El Charro Crossing into Toluca

El Charro Crossing into Toluca